Wine Accessories for Wine Snobs

Oliver Goldsmith famously said of wines ““I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines,” but you don’t have to follow his lead on wine accessories.  Just because you have an old-fashioned wine cellar doesn’t mean that you can’t have forward thinking, avant-garde accessories. 

That rickety, wooden, blasé wine rack needs to go.  Replace it with an engine.  The engine has slots that will fit most wine bottles.  Have a smaller selection?  Shop for a V6?  Major connoisseur?  Treat yourself to a V24.  Advance Auto Parts will help you to advance your wine enjoyment.

There are times when you won’t be able to finish that fine vintage and will need a bottle stopper.  Fetch an old wine cork and adhere a Mercedes decal or other make of your choice.  Feeling very cooky?  A spark plug might do nicely too.  Check out Auto Parts Warehouse for some great deals—when you are not inebriated, of course. 

Ever forget to chill the wine before the soiree?   Two cylinder heads, when married together, make a wine-chiller par excellent for that gala evening you will be serving champagne.  You’ll toast to 4 Wheel Drive when you find a stellar deal online using our promo codes. 

In the event your soiree becomes too bacchanal and your guests start to misplace their glasses, you’ll be relieved that you made wine glass tags.  Consider making little ones with a little wiring, some old beads from broken jewelry, and gears.  Not the chintzy, store-purchased ones, your wine glass tags are sure to leave an indelible impression when you use supplies form 4 Wheel Parts. 

Rumi, the great mystic and poet said, "Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”   You’ll never have to suffer the pangs of solitude when you discuss your new wine accessories with your comrades.  Hopefully, they’ll be good guests and give you more wine to stow in your V8 wine rack.  Use our promo codes to treat yourself to a fine vintage they’ll gush over.