With two presidential candidates hailing from Florida, Florida, again, will get a lot of attention this election cycle. Let’s look at shoes for getting across Florida…legally.
First, it’s illegal to skateboard in Florida without a license. So, skateboard enthusiasts, after you procure your license to skateboard, wheel over to the Converse site and get outfitted with shoes. The men’s Chuck Taylor All Star Fresh Colors Collection complements Florida’s sunny vibe perfectly and with free shipping, it comes at the perfect price when you use our codes. Get that license first and then get on your skateboard. You’ve been warned.
Ladies and gents, I know you wanted to go caroling in your bikinis and Speedos this year, but unfortunately, that’s also illegal in Florida. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Still, you may be able to get away with humming poolside if you’re discreet, so take a look at Boston Proper’s shimmering Mystique Multi Sandal. You’ll be singing the praises of our site when you get 10% off your order.
UGGs may be too comfortable to wear in Florida. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner, so don’t wear those comfy UGG Tasmina Sandals to your salon. You might get arrested and your stylist too! Think about what that mug shot might look like! With free shipping and free returns using our codes from UGG, it may feel like you’re getting a steal!
Whether you’re a rabble-rousing unlicensed skateboarder, sleepy at the salon, caroling in a bikini or parachuting on a Sunday singly, there’s a lot that can get you in the slammer in Florida. Just be sure you’re wearing great shoes! We may not be able to help you make bail, but we can get you great incentives on footwear. Use our codes!