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Kermit And Miss Piggy Split!

by Anne Middleton, on September 14th, 2015

Have you been keeping up with the latest celebrity scuttlebutt?  Kermit and Miss Piggy are broken up!  It seems that Miss Piggy and Kermit have both moved on and Kermit has taken on a new porcine paramour named Denise.  Miss Piggy isn’t taking the slight lightly.  She’s been seen with Liam Hemsworth.  Kermit and Miss Piggy were together for 30 years.  If you’re a Muppet fan here’s a few apps to memorialize the better times between the happy couple.

Android users will appreciate Wikia:  Muppets in the Google Play Store.  By fans for fans, this a trove of information on the Muppets.  Install a Kermit meme app too!  Watch all of the Muppet flicks on your gleaming new LG G Pad from Verizon.  Verizon offers free shipping on any order. 

Band-Aid has teamed up with Disney to give Apple Users Magic Vision.  Watch Miss Piggy, Kermit and the whole retinue come alive in stunning augmented reality.  All you need is an iPad or Iphone, the app and 6 large Muppet bandaids.  You’ll disremember about your boo-boos in no time!  T-Mobile has great incentives on iPhones and iPads and using our codes get free shipping on your order of $25 or more. 

It’s hard to believe that Miss Piggy and Kermit aren’t together anymore.  It’s not easy being green and it’s certainly not easy being a celebrity twosome—Muppet or not.  Still, there’s many of us who wax nostalgic about Miss Piggy and Kermit and are doleful that they’ve parted.  As a consolation prize, we’ve got great deals on mobile so that you can relive the happier times between the Muppet’s famed couple.