Sometimes our heart get broken. In the early stages of a breakup it’s hard to get proper perspective. Our ex, depending on the breakup, may be all good or all bad. If you’re in the trap of holding a torch for your saintly ex, then you need some help. Your cell phone or mobile device can help…and no, that does not mean you are going to text or call them.
Let’s classify your ex...
The Werewolf is great until the moon is full. For a few weeks (or months, or years) they’re sweet and nice and wonderful and then kaboom…they shift into a snarling, wolfish loner. Your lycanthropic love had to go, but if you’re still deifying them, it’s time to see them for what they are, a werewolf, a beast. Install the Wolf Booth app on your new iPhone from T-Mobile to help you visualize Prince Charming for the werewolf he really is. Use our codes for free shipping on your order from T-Mobile when you need a new phone and perhaps a new phone number.
The Vampire—glamorous, mysterious and an absolute drain. You’ll always feel a little down with the vampire but be taken in by that mysterious glint in their eyes. Vampires are smart and know your little insecurities and how to feed off them. If you’ve found yourself paying their stacks of bills and always feeling a little melancholic, even after you’ve said goodbye, check out the Apple store’s Vampire Me Now app. You’ll see that sucky ex for what they are—a sucking vampire. A new phone or tablet from Verizon, won’t suck you dry though. Use our codes and get $50 off and free shipping from Verizon.
Vampire or werewolf, your ex is gone for a good reason. Hindsight, they say, is 20/20, and sometimes a little help from a funny app can help you get that much needed perspective. Use our codes to save for on a great mobile carrier that won’t turn on you overnight or drain you dry.