Santa Becomes a Victim, Too

Didn't get what you wanted for the holidays?  Crestfallen about what was under the tree? Absolutely convinced that you were nice all year, but were dismayed to locate a lump of coal in your stocking for being naughty?

Well, don't blame Santa.  His email was hacked! Poor Mr. Claus!  We send you our sympathy.

Dear Santa, we comprehend that you were absorbed in the hustle and bustle of the season.  But if you were attentive to the worldwide news, you would recognize how much your survival as “supreme gift-giver” is linked to protecting the data on your electronic devices. If only you had equipped your computers with BitDefender for you and the elves! BitDefender delivers tamper-proof security that is always turned on and up-to-date. Better yet, BitDefender takes minimal time to install so you can get back to supervising the toymakers in your workshop.  You could have enjoyed complete security against destructive infiltrators on multiple technological apparatus.

With computer and tablet protection, Olivia would have received the bicycle she deserved.  Oh, if only Mrs. Claus had forewarned St. Nicholas that McAfee software products are a necessity of modern life.  McAfee's wares are designed with security that is easy to manage and closely guards confidential data. With McAfee watching over the precious analysis of children's behavior all year long, the jolly man in the red suit would have enjoyed worry-free nights, dreaming about soaring across the sky with Rudolph in the lead.

Face it. Santa's global career puts him in charge of everything that is important for one enormous night of travel. And every day, more of Kris Kringle's “to-do list” is moving to paper-free, online processes. So, Father Christmas must identify a game plan to secure his gift statistics. Old Saint Nick's own wish list should contain Norton AntiVirus software as his number one request! Norton provides electronic gizmos with firewall security.  It would be a magnificent addition to Santa and his team of helpers.

Alas, it is too late for this year's distribution of wrapped rewards for all the good children on the planet. But we are sure Santa Claus learned a valuable lesson and will invest in fortifying the countless records of all girls and boys next year...

So for now, to all a good night.